Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
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sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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