You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
