Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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