I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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