Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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