I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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