Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Can I color on your dick again?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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