Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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