I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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