we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
And then he peed in my hair
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