drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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