: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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