i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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