Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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