That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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