He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Randomize
