i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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