I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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