we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
