You really coming over, don't trick.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So vagazzling was a success
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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