My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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