shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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