K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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