I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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