Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
you're hired as official boob wrangler
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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