oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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