But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There are leaves in my underwear?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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