so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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