Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
