Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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