just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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