You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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