in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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