i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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