"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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