This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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