He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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