Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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