Dual....:-)
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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