eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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