There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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