he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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