He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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