i barfeds in our rink
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
dude. I can hear the air.
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