i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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