I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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