Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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