Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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