I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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