Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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