wrigley field is MILF paradise
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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