Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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