normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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