Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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