k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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