Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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