So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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