Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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