Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent